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SSRL Research Reveals Hidden World of CoWs
By Heather Rock Woods
Researchers from the Scottish highlands using the PXYZ technique at SSRL
have made the startling discovery that a cobalt-tungsten (CoW) alloy
contains a resonant lattice of miniature bovine forms.
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The CoW alloy
clearly shows bovine forms. |
“It’s a surprising, yet strangely
fitting, result,” said Donaldson MacDonald, professor of chemistry and
animal husbandry at Methodist Occupational Occident University (MOO U).
“This is the first finding of mature bovine forms in a solid of less
than 500 pounds.”
The MOO U team is booking more beam
time at SSRL to answer further questions. “We still want to know: how
did they get in there, and what do they subsist on?” MacDonald said by
phone from his Campbeltown farm and research headquarters, EIEIO.
The answers promise to expand the
horizons of science and revolutionize the dairy industry, giving ice
cream... APRIL FOOLS!
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